Top 5 IT Jokes

My Top 5 IT jokes

1) sudo joke

2) Software Development Lifecycle / Project Management (Eventhough is just a joke, yet it is so true! Even big company surfer from bad management or finding difficulty to understand the client needs)



3) Right/Write click

Tech Support:  "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer:  "Ok."
Tech Support:  "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer:  "No."
Tech Support:  "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer  "No."
Tech Support:  "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer:  "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

4) IT Geeks

Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work.
Alpha:  "Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."
Beta:  "What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

Alpha:  "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special"
Beta:  "You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

Alpha:  "I then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."
Beta:  "Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration?"

Alpha:  "It's a 1 GB RAM and mobile internet connectivity card and 180GB HARDDISK..Wi-Fi...."

............ x!@xZ

5) ID ten T error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard , the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, to come over. Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

"It was an ID ten T error," he replied.

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that ... uh ... in case I need to fix it again?"

Richard grinned ... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T .....

I used to like Richard.

For more webcomic jokes, http://xkcd.com